Wednesday, November 19, 2008

audio blog



If the above won't work, please copy this link into your address bar. I am having some major technical problems.

http://www.archive.org/details/HolidayAudioBlog

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Audio Blog: Holiday Survey



This is a survey which I executed over the past week, asking random people about their feelings regarding the upcoming holiday season. Some were excited while others dreaded working retail. When listening to all answers back to back, the survey produced some interesting results. Most people referred to the materialism of the holidays, rather than the "happy holiday spirit" expected at this time of year. How do you feel about the fact that we have but 39 days until Christmas. Are you excited?

Monday, November 17, 2008

Kristina's Impossible Project




LEAF PIECE

Step on every leaf you find
on the night of a full moon.
Crunch them till dawn.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

More Novels in Three Lines

The trend of saggy, boxer-revealing pants is causing a stir in Texas, where old people have had enough. Dallas councilman Dwayne Caraway already has over one hundred followers in his pants raising campaign.
Seattle P.I.

Gum wrappers became the cause of a man's arrest Tuesday, when he attempted to use them to pay his bar tab. When the bar tender refused the payment and called the cops to force him to pay, the man was arrested.
Seattle P.I.

Rick Baker's falafel truck is being targeted by local business owners threatened by his success. He simply wanted to fry up some chickpeas for the public, but has been hindered by others parking in his usual space and slashing his tires.
The Stranger

Families and Dogs against Fighting Breeds (FDAFB) decided not to go through with their proposal for a ban on dangerous Pit Bulls, because they were recieving threatening letters from families and dogs FOR fighting breeds.
The Sranger

Thursday, November 6, 2008

First Few Novels in Three Lines

Two hicks from Tennessee pleaded not guilty Thursday in an alleged plot to assasinate President-elect Barack Obama. They were publically arrested and held in custody without bond.
www.msnbc.msn.com

Same sex couples in California who finally obtained the right to wed last May were stripped of this ability Tuesday, when other California minorities opposed it.
www.msnbc.msn.com

A seasoned tubist and frequent at Seahawks and Mariners Games, 53yr old Ed McMichael known as "the Tubist", was killed Monday after being beaten by juvinilles at a bus stop.
The Seattle Times